Smoky Mountain Love Shack

Hey gorgeous,

We’ve never spoken but I’ve noticed you checking me out. I’ve been checking you out too, and I can’t stop thinking about what it would be like to get you out of here for a weekend. There’s a place I like to go—it’s a few hours away, but you won’t need to pack a stitch. All expenses covered. My friends and I like to bring our own toys, and toys don’t have to pay. No pressure, but if you happen to be into that... well, I can promise a memorable time.

- Lance